From ＂bottom waste＂ to millions of fans, claiming to be better than Li Bai, the article was compiled into the test paper
Original jojo, great craftsman
When Xiaobian contacted Mr. Yamayama,
Colleagues are very excited.
Everyone is interested in this up master with outstanding style in bilibili knowledge area.
I have accumulated enough curiosity.
He is well-educated and insane.
Claiming to be "a Chinese slacker, a drunkard in Jiannan Road"
His outrageous behavior includes reading "Please Wu Zhao" in the street.
Shoot one’s own portrait
Imitate Wei and Jin Dynasties to swallow homemade Wushi Powder.
Results Sulfur poisoning.
His video, besides the hard-core ancient prose analysis,
It is even more exciting, and it is spontaneous.
This issue of "Great Craftsman"
Show you all the secrets of Mr. Yamayama.
● Mr. Yamayama
Bilibili Million Fans Upmaster
● "Writing for Trump and Biden" by Mr. Youshan
Selected as a must-see video for the 2020 Knowledge Zone.
When Li Peiran
It’s not "Mr. Yamayama"
Mr. Youshan’s real name is Li Peiran
Born in a poor farming family in western Sichuan.
Claiming that parents have suffered from illiteracy.
I forced him to recite in kindergarten.
Three hundred Tang Poems by Heng Tangju Shi
Elementary school has to recite Wu’s uncle’s "The View of Ancient Chinese Literature"
Such forced training
So that junior high school students can write classical Chinese without penetrating or affectation.
Even more exaggerated is that
High school began to write in a dazzling way.
The first paragraph uses the Book of Songs, the second paragraph uses Chu Ci, and the third paragraph uses Han Fu.
The fourth paragraph uses Tang poetry, the fifth paragraph uses Song ci, and the sixth paragraph uses Yuanqu.
Finally, the style of Ming and Qing novels is summarized.
In an article, it has gone through five thousand years.
No wonder he prides himself on being like Li Bai.
Li Bai can’t surpass his time.
But Li Peiran, from the perspective of 2022,
Can make the essence of 5,000 years of cultural cultivation work for yourself.
But he is extremely eccentric.
With the existing achievements, it is definitely impossible to enter an ideal university.
In 2017, Li Peiran took the college entrance examination.
It happened that the topic of the composition was "I watch the college entrance examination"
In his view, this topic is like a provocation.
He wrote a composition that was eloquent but doomed to zero.
Attacking the college entrance examination system is the contemporary stereotyped writing for candidates.
Finally fell out of the list
Can’t find the ideal position in the real world
He is full of talent and consciousness.
Began to have the idea of seclusion
"This is the only living classical Chinese writer I have ever seen.
But he has a photo. "
Li Peiran failed in the college entrance examination.
Follow the example of "Mr. Wuliu" and retire to the countryside
And call himself "Mr. Yamayama"
Although like Tao Yuanming, he plowed and studied hard.
However, he has no agricultural foundation, and the fields he grows are "grass is abundant and beans are scarce"
In the mountains, "five days of bamboo is boring, and ten days of birds are boring."
After living in seclusion for two years.
He decided to go down the mountain and find another way out
Mr. Yamayama in seclusion
Youshan was once the son of Qian Mu, a master of Chinese studies.
Professor Tsinghua University Qian Xun studied for seven days.
When asked what Professor Qian Xun thought of "hermits"
I thought Professor Qian Xun would praise him for not wanting fame and fortune.
I didn’t expect Professor Qian Xun to say:
"This is the misfortune of the times,
Is the sorrow of the country,
Because the country’s brain drain. "
● Mr. Yamayama and Professor Qian Xun
Being called a talent by a master of Chinese studies inspired Yamayama.
You know, because you’re a maverick
People around him thought he was crazy since childhood.
There are mountains that are encouraged.
Started releasing videos about ancient literature in bilibili.
When explaining poetry and prose
He quoted classics and often added some unpopular knowledge.
Can restore the situation at that time more accurately
Under his interpretation, those ancient celebrities and great talents
Also become vivid and close.
Recitation of ancient poems with mountains
Pay great attention to the rhythm of sentence breaking and the ups and downs of emotion
Strive to resonate with the original to achieve artistic conception
● The poetic interaction between Mr. Youshan and bilibili netizens.
There are mountains now
Already has over a million fans.
Already the head of bilibili knowledge area up master.
Many teachers play his recitation videos in class.
His article was selected as a Chinese reading topic by a school.
More times on the stage of Henan Satellite TV and Shandong Satellite TV.
Like a famous Chinese scholar.
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Mr. Youshan’s message to college entrance examination students: the college entrance examination can’t determine life, so we should establish an equal career concept.
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You think your talent is comparable to that of Li Bai, so what do you think of the relationship between talent and hard work?
I think my talent is not very good, although I act like a cynic, looking very carefree, drinking wine, enjoying myself, being naive and laughing.
In fact, I am a workaholic. My day is 36 hours, because I have no biological state at all. I open my eyes for 28 hours and sleep for 8 hours every day.
● Mr. Yamayama’s library.
Can you tell us something about the process of creating bilibili video?
The most important thing is inspiration. When there is no inspiration, I will not make a video by force, which is soulless. After inspiration, it usually takes two days to write a copy first, and then shoot.
Shooting is the most painful thing for me. For example, I may have to record a video analyzing ancient Chinese prose forty or fifty times. For a 1,000-word manuscript, I have to make sure that I recite it exactly, and the emotional ups and downs are in line with the artistic conception of the article, so I need to constantly re-record it.
Finally, editing, my video clips are very few, and I hope to present a mirror in a more natural state.
You are drinking in the video, lying on the ground while talking, etc. Are these designed or naturally revealed?
I am an up master who has no one to set up, because people will inevitably collapse.
What I look like in real life is what I look like in the video. The only difference is that I am more arrogant in reality. When I drink wine and talk to everyone, I will talk loudly. In the video, I am more low-key. As a public figure, I still need something relatively positive.
● Writing in classical Chinese closely following current events.
What do you think is the greatest charm of traditional culture?
Studying traditional culture will really have a sense of reverence, a sense of shock and a sense of mission.
Why do you do such maverick things as taking photos and taking Wushisan?
It stems from the detached attitude towards life and death, which is also influenced by Zhuangzi’s "drum basin and song".
I look down on fame, life and death.
Looking down on life and death does not mean that you are not afraid of death. Looking down on fame does not mean that you don’t like or want fame. I cherish my life. I can’t live in poverty. I want to be happier. If you give me more money, I won’t refuse.
● Mr. Yamayama shows his photo.
Nowadays, many young people wander around in involution and decay. Do you have any suggestions for them?
Suggest that they read The Doctrine of the Mean, and read Zhuangzi and Lao Zi. Taoism emphasizes inaction, but it is by no means bad.
Zhuangzi said that Zhou will be between doing and not doing, and doing and not doing should be analyzed in detail. It is a dynamic balance, and the so-called Tao is just like this.
Who is your favorite ancient celebrity? Why?
Zhuangzi.
If there is a chance for me to meet Zhuangzi, I would go to the primitive world.
What kind of role will you try in the future if the up master is not popular one day?
Everything has a life cycle, and saints will be remembered one day, not to mention an ordinary person like me.
If one day, I should be a teacher. My hobby is teaching and educating people.
● Mr. Youshan in the period of traveling.
What do you think is the most perfect happiness?
Free, rich, respected by the world and future generations.
What kind of talent do you want most?
Pick up hot chicks’s ability.
What do you fear most?
Be remembered by future generations.
What’s your current state of mind?
A little haggard and very tired.
Who do you admire most among the living people?
Myself.
What do you think is your greatest achievement?
He has created many classic articles handed down from generation to generation.
After 1000 years, it will definitely be learned by everyone.
There won’t be any accidents,
I have firm confidence in this.
What characteristics of yourself do you hate the most?
I don’t hate myself.
I think I can be more handsome. I have appearance anxiety.
What’s your favorite trip?
The time I went to Daocheng Aden,
At that time, I was not the upmaster,
The journey is relatively pure.
What characteristics do you hate most about others?
Hypocrisy
What is your most treasured property?
The money in my bank.
What is your greatest luxury?
Going to bed one night,
I woke up with a nosebleed and didn’t want to get up to get toilet paper.
From the "Ming History" on the bedside.
Tear a few pages to stop the bleeding temporarily.
What do you think is the shallowest pain?
There are no big rivers in Chengdu, so you can’t feel the magnificent beauty.
Which virtue do you think is overrated?
Economy.
What’s your favorite occupation?
Teacher.
What are you dissatisfied with your appearance?
The back of my head is peaceful.
What do you regret most?
At the beginning of this year, a business order was not received.
That list is quite rich.
Who do you despise most among the living people?
My primary school math teacher,
Once I got 100 points in math,
He framed me for cheating.
He doesn’t have any evidence,
Criticize me in front of the whole class,
And call my parents.
What is your most painful thing?
I ate homemade Wushi powder,
Results I went to the hospital for gastric lavage.
It was the most painful thirty minutes of my life.
What is the person or thing you love most in your life?
My book.
How do you want to die?
Natural death.
When and where do you feel happiest?
Drink, just drunk
I’m happiest when I’m not sick.
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
I hope my father is a rich man,
Or a leading cadre.
If you had a choice, what would you like to reproduce?
See Zhuangzi.
What is your motto?
Foolishly adorn my watch, but hide it in decay.
Mr. Youshan’s recommendation list
Xiao Lin Guang Ji
"History has never gone far" Wang Liqun
The Absurdity of History by Liu Jie
The View of Ancient Chinese Literature, Xinhua Publishing House Edition
Liu Ji, Yu Ion
Appendix: Appreciation of Mr. Youshan’s Strange Articles
"For King Luo Bin, for Xu Jingye"
Jun chi thousands of miles away, there is no distinction between males and females; Wang Yuzhaomin still has a distinction between good and evil. Lv Hou’s trouble with the Huns was the beginning of Wen Jing; Wu’s guilt in Shangyuan is anger and arrogance. Sacrifice two emperors, kill ministers, and Luo Zhi is all over the world, creating a chaotic octupole. Dabao is broken for it, and the artifact is smashed for it. The soil is cloudy in the haze, and the ordinary man is afraid of the sword.
Sikong mowgli, three dynasties old, the British crown outstanding. He died suddenly and violently, and he helped the emperor and entrusted his life. Wu’s bribery was not accepted, and he was convicted and demoted to death in Guizhou, which made Yu sad. Servants are good at shooting, loyal to the country, demoralized, and severely criticized. Once this Lao was culled, the soul broke off in South Vietnam, and it was also a whale giant. So Jane pulled out the night and made a cruel official. Softly imprison Di Zi, and reuse consorts. In addition to destroying the branches, it eats the court. Take a fierce prison and kill people, set up a bronze plaque and cover Tang Ding. Therefore, the official was tongue-tied, the scholar’s jaw was closed, the water board was wordless, and the admonisher lost his voice.
Wu’s thief is busy with the power of heaven, and he is unconscious and disabled. Qi Ji was spared the meat of the jar altar, and Gao Wei did not slaughter the infant baby. Not only punish Wang Sun, but also cut off Li Min. Welcome Buddha’s bone in Chixian County, and move the foundation of Confucianism and Taoism; Move the Purple Palace to Luoyang, exhausting the sweat of Qianshou. Xiao Yan’s decline is sad to see; The death of Dong Zhuo is a great pain. The tower outside the temple is empty and foolish; Luxurious buildings and huge halls are only a waste of money. Whoo! The state’s family is bitter, and the people are poor.
As for the worship of Zen in Songshan Mountain, Taiyue is disrespectful, and his back is far and wide, and he abandons his faith and does Kun. Tubo disturbed Anxi, and Turkic committed it in Mobei. Zhenguan was not sacrificed because of Liaodong, and Wu Shi was honored as a stiff skeleton. It also favors the face, makes the second class dimension, sets fire to the hall, and manipulates power. Then there are people who have cracked the temples inside, people who have rushed to the crown outside, the prophecy of the dry Sichuan below, and the star who attacked the moon above.
My Lord Xu Jingye, an old minister of Li Tang, is benevolent and resourceful, and vows to get rid of surliness. Drink the fast waves of the Hanjiang River and shake the righteous flag of Yangzhou. Planning is the same as heaven and man, and washing the blade is the fear of ghosts and gods. Soldiers array, direct drive Luo Lu, roaring tigers and dragons, exploding thunder and thunderbolts. Flying troops shake mountains and shoot snow with long knives, riding horses and chasing the wind, while Wu Ge shines on the sun. Sun Bin is unstoppable, and Yafu is irresistible. The sea is flooded with fireflies, and the iron falls into spring ice.
Gaiwen: Ju Shou died of Yuan’s family, so it is better for Gao Lan to surrender Cao; Zhang Ren was trapped in Luocheng, but he did not obey Han Yan Yan. The number of false spirits is exhausted, and it will be rectified in a few days. Is to wait until the sandstorm stops, the world is clear, and the ninth Five-Year Plan is given priority, and then the country is worked.
He who wins the head of the witch will be rewarded with 80 million yuan and sealed 8 thousand households. Moving to the county, such as the law!
-Mr. Youshan Li Peiran
2021.12.6
Dayefu
Opium is poisonous and drunk; Chen Meng won’t wake up until the ship is on the shore. At this time, Kyushu was soft and the Central Plains was weak. The wind is full of evil, and the rain is full of evil. Foreign countries are arrogant and arrogant, and they cut down the soil; The Qing court was corrupt and weak, and peddled the people. Cut the city and abandon the soil, why cherish the accumulation of the future generations; Qiaoyuan practices the temple, who pity the hundred generations to pass on the roses? Or there are strong men who hold their wrists, fierce ministers who beat them, and change their methods into weapons, but they will never recover. Therefore, China is in trouble, and Chixian County is on the verge of extinction. Huang Zu cried with ghosts and gods, and the head of Guizhou died with the hen. Alas!
When Guangzhou dialed the blood bell, Wuchang raised the banner of righteousness, and the Imperial Mansion collapsed, the iron drums shook in ten provinces. Burning ointment in the sea, washing the color in the world, democratic Republic, and gradually gaining popularity. However, Yuan’s stealing treasures is not a success. Song Jun was assassinated, which is called "overwork"? The concept of arrogance is in the way, sighing that Confucius and Mencius have no hometown. Bad politics and alcohol people, foreigners and landlords. Sadly, short candles don’t shine on the darkness of the atlas; Pain also zai, residual fireflies can’t warm large chunks of cold.
In 1921, at the age of 18, I was in Xinyou, showing a picture of the South Lake and painting a boat. Following the May 4th Movement, we carried forward the principles of Marxism-Leninism. Shoot jade electricity and break the fog, blow boiling songs and melt ice. Chen Lixiong wrote, raising huge waves to ask about the reef of barnacles; Zhang Zhou struggled to wipe the wall of moss in Tai ‘a. Then, I will attack the crime directly, strengthen the martial arts, take the mud pill of Xichuan, and resist the jackal of the East Island. Conquer violence against disasters and save refugees from beasts. Yang Zhao died without changing his heart, Zhu Peng attacked Japan and the Blue Army solved Eritrea. So the workers and peasants combined, the sickle and hammer danced, the coward’s house collapsed, and Chiang’s family fled. Defeat Korea, defeat the United States and disable Europe; Drive India, suppress the empire and greedy wolves. How strong our party is! Sincerely sweep away the embarrassment of a hundred years and promote the health of all generations.
Today I am Chinese, people-oriented, reform and opening up. Collect the land, scatter the beaver, light the apricot altar, and cultivate the middle beam. The wonderful politics of the past year, dropping out of agriculture and giving it to Xiao Guicheng; Attract the wealth of foreign countries, and the treasury is spared. Shovel mountains, endless forests; The boat draws a lot of water, so don’t take the mysterious seedlings. The stars are flying in the silver Han, and the boat is involved in the long deep, but it is known that the dragon and phoenix are dead; The road is snowy, the road is far away, but the businessmen are not falling. From all walks of life, the people are safe. High-rise buildings soar, and huge buildings soar. Qian Lao donated his life, but the nuclear error was gone, and yuangong died, but the food shortage was gone forever. The roar of the three armies will break the waves in four oceans, and the laughter of a billion husbands will make seven States become the wind. Awesome in the heart, quick in the liver and intestines. Flood damages thousands of miles and destroys them, and Yu De can shoulder it; The earthquake moved eight levels without falling, and the soul can be marked. Anti-corruption, up and down, anti-epidemic North-South Concord. Poverty alleviation is carried out simultaneously, and the country is United in ancient and modern times!
In 2021, the centennial birthday of our party was heard by people who witnessed it. Fortunately, even zai, song to congratulate!
-Li Peiran
Operation | craftsman
Typesetting | sheep garden
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